Satisfaction guaranteed After man smashes laptop to hide porn from mum, Pornhub.com dashes him laptop

Never forget poor Denzel, the man who viral earlier this week when he smashed his laptop to avoid his mum catching him on porn.

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A man who smashed his laptop to stop his mum catching him watching porn is being sent a new laptop by an adult entertainment website.

Acccoding to NY Daily’s reports, the man, who reportedly lives in the United Kingdom and calls himself Denzel, cracked the computer’s screen, rendering the laptop useless – even for the most menial of jobs. He later tweeted the costly result.

“Mum was walking up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice,” Denzel tweeted along with three crying emojis on Sunday.

Send the Internet a gif, you may receive one in return. And that’s what happened when the website that caused Denzel's panicked response weighed in.

The Canadian-based PornHub made a public apology on Tuesday, offering a spanking-new laptop it planned to send to the clearly frustrated fan.

“@DenzelMichaelUK we heard about ur recent tragedy, so we’re snding u a brand new pc for being a loyal fan chk it out,” the company tweeted along with an image of a laptop adorned with PornHub stickers.

PornHub Vice President Corey Price said the freezes are a common issue for site viewers.

“We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realize that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average PornHub fan,” Price told the UK site Metro.

“We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgment in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R,” Price continued. “As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.”

That's satisfaction guaranteed.

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