Small Men ONLY! UK To Host First Small Penis Festival

The festival for men with smaller than average penis size is open to everyone and entry cost 50p per inch. The first ever small penis party will be held in the UK next month.

  • Published:
24/7 Live - Subscribe to the Pulse Newsletter!

According to Mirror UK, the UK is hosting the first ever celebratory gathering for men with small penises.

The Big Small Penis Party is "open to everyone", but entry will cost more for men with longer penises.

Entry to the London event will be charged at 50p per inch, and with the average penis being between five and six inches long, most men will be able to get into the party for £3 or less.

Men will be asked to reveal their size upon entry to the event, so telling a tall tale about the size of your little friend will end up costing you extra money.

The party has been launched poet Ant Smith, who recently wrote a poem entitled 'Shorty' about his own penis.

“For too long, men who perceive their penises to be small have been made to feel inadequate. It’s time to stand up and say there’s nothing wrong with having a little nob," he says.

There will be comedians, nude poets, folk musicians and rappers performing at the event, which is open to both men and women.

“It’s an open invite to everybody, male or female. We’ve all been touched by a small penis in our lifetime, now’s the time to give something back," says Ant.

The poet says he isn't trying to 'body shame' anyone - and will use the takings on the door to calculate the average size of the male attendees.

Women will be charged 50p per "preferred phallic inch" - the length they would like to have if they were male.

The Big Small Penis Party will be held on March 7 at The Rhythm Factory in Whitechapel.

Do you ever witness news or have a story that should be featured on Pulse Ghana?
Submit your stories, pictures and videos to us now via WhatsApp: +233507713497, Social Media @pulseghana: #PulseEyewitness & DM or Email: eyewitness@pulse.com.gh.

Recommended Articles

Recommended Videos




Top Articles

1 Surprise!!! Cleaner returns Ghs 27,839 she found in airport toiletbullet
2 Embarrassing! Pastor flogged in public for impregnating 10-year-old girlbullet
3 Confusion “I slept with my fiancé’s best friend and he wants to...bullet
4 Betrayal Police wife tells Soldier husband that 2 of his children...bullet
5 Video Man kills lover, stuffs corpse in bucket to dump in refuse...bullet
6 Amazing!!! Over 6 million Ghana Cedis found in disabled...bullet
7 Fraud Pastor jailed after he took money from people to make...bullet
8 Directive RCCG members intending to marry must submit...bullet
9 How? 4-year-old- boy in court for kissing 3-year-old...bullet
10 Disability Isn’t Inability Deaf couple's marriage...bullet

Top Videos

1 Sad Man kills lover, stuffs corpse in bucket to dump in refuse binbullet
2 Bestiality Dog owner sues model who seduced his dog until it ejaculatedbullet
3 Sex Doll First Sex doll brothel opens in Germanybullet
4 Slay Queen Drama Facebook slay queen's nude video resurfacesbullet
5 Testimony My husband is 'splitting' me in bed having used Obinim...bullet
6 Video Woman sues boyfriend for failing to satisfy her during a...bullet
7 Homosexuality Ghanaian lesbian says she sleeps with 10 women...bullet
8 Amazing 9-year-old girl born without hands wins best...bullet
9 Interesting Deadly snake removed from company's stovebullet
10 Video This man lets cars run over him, breaks nails...bullet

Filla