If you can, have great sex every day, you will be walking on sunshine. Here are a few sex jokes to get you thinking about getting some action.
1. Q: What's the difference between you and eggs?
A: Eggs get laid and you don't
2. Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"?
Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop"
3. Q: Why is fresh air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q: Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?
A: You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
A: You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
4. Q: What does a good employee and a lousy lover have in common?
A: They're always coming early
5. Q: What's the difference between being hungry and horny?
A: Where you put the cucumber
6. A dad tell his son "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long you will go blind."
The son replied "Dad, I'm over here"
7. A PENIS is the lightest thing in the world. Even a thought can raise it.
8. Karma is like 69. You get what you give.
9. Sex is like a misdemeanour, the more I miss it, the meaner I get
10. Sex is like math. Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don't Multiply!