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How watching porn can help save electricity

The world's most visited porn website has found the perfect solution for men who like to stroke the monkey very often and generate some energy; enter Wankband.

The world's most visited porn website has found the perfect solution for men who like to stroke the monkey very often and generate some energy; enter Wankband.

We've all shaken a fitness tracker or two in our lives to beat the system. But now, Pornhub is making a wearable meant for just that—shaking. And beating.

It was only a matter of time.

Prez John Mahama has found an almost impermanent solution to the '' problem, but it seems the world's most visited porn website has found the perfect solution for men who like to stroke the monkey very often, especially if you're part of those who are still affected by minor powercuts.

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According to Pornhub's (decidedly SFW) video, a small inner valve in the band sends a weight up and down with each loving, lonely stroke.

The extra-special alone time bracelet stores that generated energy, which you can then use to juice up all the similarly special gadgets in your life.

Of course, the amount of power it generates is almost definitely not going to be enough to give anything a full charge. But with the right attitude, days to kill, and a lock on your basement door, we're sure you can persevere.

The Wankband is still in development right now, but you can head over to Pornhub's (SFW) wearable landing page to sign up for your chance to get in on the beta round, which Pornhub tells us should start "in the coming months." Coming months, indeed.

This may help you if you're in Ghana, will you be getting some anytime soon?

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