Mysterious woman terrorises posh neighbourhood with excreta every night

isaac

March 16, 2015 5:13 PM

A mysterious woman has been attacking an affluent community in the UK, leaving her human waste on walkways every other night.

A nice and posh neighbourhood in downtown England is under attack as they wake up every morning to see human excrement on pathways and sidewalks, allegedly said to be dropped by a mysterious bespectacled woman who is becoming ever more daring, reports Mirror.

According to residents of the wealthy community, the poo-attacker seems to be an elderly woman who leaves her stinking waste on public footpaths and roadside verges and other public areas in Inkpen, Berkshire.

One resident, said people are disgusted by the woman's bizarre behaviour, and said the culprit was taking increasing risks over where she makes her unwanted deposits.

She said:

"She seems to be getting more and more daring. People are now finding human poo and soiled tissue paper close to their driveway entrances.

It's as if she gets a thrill out of leaving her trademark where she might get caught.

What she's doing is definitely not the sort of behaviour you expect in the place like this

Lots of people know who she is but unless we catch her in the act, we can't prove it.

We just want her to stop doing it in public and use her own toilet at home."

Inkpen, with about 850 residents, is reputed to be the biggest village by area in Berkshire, with homes scattered across stretching several square miles, and boasting a maze of footpaths and walkways, meaning the poo-bomber has a lot of space to pour her ordure.

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