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Small Men ONLY! UK To Host First Small Penis Festival

The festival for men with smaller than average penis size is open to everyone and entry cost 50p per inch. The first ever small penis party will be held in the UK next month.

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According to Mirror UK, the UK is hosting the first ever celebratory gathering for men with small penises.

The Big Small Penis Party is "open to everyone", but entry will cost more for men with longer penises.

Entry to the London event will be charged at 50p per inch, and with the average penis being between five and six inches long, most men will be able to get into the party for £3 or less.

Men will be asked to reveal their size upon entry to the event, so telling a tall tale about the size of your little friend will end up costing you extra money.

The party has been launched poet Ant Smith, who recently wrote a poem entitled 'Shorty' about his own penis.

“For too long, men who perceive their penises to be small have been made to feel inadequate. It’s time to stand up and say there’s nothing wrong with having a little nob," he says.

There will be comedians, nude poets, folk musicians and rappers performing at the event, which is open to both men and women.

“It’s an open invite to everybody, male or female. We’ve all been touched by a small penis in our lifetime, now’s the time to give something back," says Ant.

The poet says he isn't trying to 'body shame' anyone - and will use the takings on the door to calculate the average size of the male attendees.

Women will be charged 50p per "preferred phallic inch" - the length they would like to have if they were male.

The Big Small Penis Party will be held on March 7 at The Rhythm Factory in Whitechapel.

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