Life can be stressful; sex is one of God’s generous gifts to us to let out all that stress in one big orgasm. If you can, have great sex every day, you will be walking on sunshine. Here are a few sex jokes to get you thinking about getting some action:
1. Q: What's the difference between you and eggs?
A: Eggs get laid and you don't
2. Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"?
Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop"
3. Q: Why is fresh air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q: Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?
A: You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
A: You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
4. Q: What does a good employee and a lousy lover have in common?
A: They're always coming early
5. Q: What's the difference between being hungry and horny?
A: Where you put the cucumber
6. A dad tell his son "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long you will go blind."
The son replied "Dad, I'm over here"
7. A PENIS is the lightest thing in the world. Even a thought can raise it.
8. Karma is like 69. You get what you give.
9. Sex is like a misdemeanour, the more I miss it, the meaner I get
10. Sex is like math. Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don't Multiply!