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So which job earned male Tinder users the most right swipes? That would be interior designer, randomly. Hey, furniture is expensive: Maybe people want a boyfriend who can hook them up with a Pottery Barn coupon code.

Here's the full list of Tinder's most right-swiped jobs of the year. (According to a release, "the list was compiled based on the occupations of U.S.-based user profiles that have received the highest ratio of right swipes in 2018.")

What should you do if your job isn't on the list? Don't worry, you don't need to change careers to score a date. There are plenty of other ways to improve your Tinder game - like ditching these terrible opening lines once and for all.