Well, let's get down to it. In her latest YouTube video, dermatologist and TLC star Dr. Sandra Lee, MD-aka Dr. Pimple Popper-extracts a gnarly epidermoid cyst that looks a heck of a lot like cream cheese.
The video starts with Lee making an incision in the patient's skin, so that the cyst blinks at you like a creepy pus-filled eye. Then she starts squeezing, and you can probably guess what happens next: the gunk comes out all fast and furious, in a shade of grey we'd rather not think about for very long, to be perfectly honest. Shudder.
Eventually, Lee stitches up her patient, covering up all traces of the pesky epidermoid cyst. If only she could scrub its traces from our minds. (Just kidding, we secretly loved it.)
"This was no small cyst," one commenter observed. "Cysts are very deceiving. They could actually be bigger than they look. You squeeze, and it just keeps coming."
Yes indeed, this one just keeps coming! Check it out for yourself:
Want even more Sandra Lee? The celebrity dermatologist is coming back to TLC for a third season of her hit series, Dr. Pimple Popper . The season premieres on Thursday, July 11 at 9 p.m. ET/PT, so you might want to go ahead and cancel your plans for that night.