Are you an insatiable freak or indifferent participant?
You, first of all, rate yourself
0-25% [Ground level stuff]
26-50% [Just there]
51-75% [Normal humans]
76-100% [Set awon spanish fly]
Ok. Now tell us how often sex should be ideally
Once or twice a week is OK.
3-5 times weekly.
Whenever it is available.
Pick a smoothie
Banana and pineapple
Tigernut, dates and coconut
Banana, peanut butter and cocoa powder
Orange and strawberry
Which inappropriate thought is likely to cross your mind when you're eyeing a potential partner?
Gauge the kissablility of their lips
Check out their hands/fingers
Imagine their cum face
'Is he big enough?
'Can that booty clap?'
'What that tongue do?'
How would you fare in a test for freakiness?
100% --- peak freak!
70-99% --- oshey, freaky freaky!
41-69% --- you're doing well!
0-40% --- well, all freaks matter.
At which of these locations have you had wild, inappropriate thoughts?
All of the above
None of the above
What do you use your sex playlist for?
For sex na
When I'm doing laundry
When I'm working
When I'm about to sleep
"Wait, which one is sex playlist again?"
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