+18 13 things that men do in porn but should never do it in real life

There are things that watching porn does to our head, it makes us want to do all that we watch in real life too. We all have watched porn and we saw things that you shouldn’t try in real life of course. Some women and men absolutely love to do the acts, and that is totally their wish and we appreciate them for fulfilling their sexual wants and needs. But men need to understand that it’s never okay to do things without their consent.

So here we have listed down things that men we see in porn does but men in real life should never try them out!

1.Abuse or disrespect you

You can obviously call your partner with some name but calling them with names that are abusive and inappropriate is wrong.

2.Invite another person to join you

We know threesome can be fun sometimes. But obviously, a woman won’t like when she is making out with her man and his friend shows up out of nowhere with a boner.

3.Ejaculate on the face

Ejaculating on our faces without permission will not only make them feel degraded, used and absolutely livid. You don’t want to insult your woman, right?

4.Double penetration

It’s a big no-no! Even though it looks hot in the porn, but in real life, it’s NOT!

5.Ignore Foreplay

This is one thing that you should never ignore in the real life. Sometimes in porn, they tend to ignore this part and directly go to the penetration. Obviously, by wazzing it straight in there it won’t be lubricated enough and it will be painful, and also your woman won’t enjoy the act.

6.Not staying in one position for enough time

Men just give your woman a chance to actually enjoy the goddam sex and not just keep changing positions every minute.

7.Lot of eye contact while having oral sex

Believe me, it’s creepy more than it turns someone on. Make eye contacts but continuously staring at the person creeps them out.

8.Keep on moving like a drill machine

Woman sometimes enjoys it but for the love of everything that is good and holy in this world, not all the time.

9.Not using a condom

I bet you must have noticed it too. The people in porn don’t ever use condoms instead they just do the act without it. This should never be done is real life, men! You should always y=use protection unless you’re planning to start a family.

10.Going straight for the other hole

Men, can you not though? Sure, if you’ve talked about it beforehand it’s not an issue. But not properly preparing the area and expecting them to just take it turns you into a sex criminal (for us).

11.Slapping

Like, what even is that? This is not something that woman wants every day and obviously, they don’t like it all the time!

12.Aggressively pushing our head while we’re giving you oral

You’ll surely not want us to bite your manhood, do you? Not every woman likes this and they won’t even do it for love or money!

13.Rubbing your woman hard

In porn, the man rubs women like their people rub sandalwood. It’s fine if they like it in real life but if they don’t, then don’t even tries to do it. Women are sensitive living creatures with pain receptors. And for some people, that’s going to be a 12/10 on the pain scale.

This article was originally written on sarcasm