1. "I won the lottery."
2. "You are the best person in the world."
3. "I can only orgasm during a male-female-female threesome so we should start doing more of those for my benefit. I hope you're OK with that."
4. "I'm angry about something and I'm about to tell you exactly what I'm angry about."
5. "I literally don't care how much time you spend away from me."
6. "Hey, real quick, can you spend the next hour and a half explaining this really nerdy and inconsequential thing to me?"
7. "I think my boobs got bigger."
8. "I'm proud of you."
9. "I didn't believe in true love until I met you."
10. "Let's have sex."
11. "I just got a job as a professional food critic so I guess we're going to be eating out a lot more."
12. "I can't stay mad at you."
13. "I think I'm going to start walking around the house naked more."
14. "I'm going out for drinks with my friends and you don't have to come."
15. "I made bacon."
16. "I've decided I'm not going to put on this Justin Bieber track a third time. I'm done with it."
17. "I have a bunch of really important and stressful things I want to talk about but I know you're going to bed so I'm going to save them for tomorrow."
18. "I support you no matter what."
19. "I think you should turn this room into a man cave."
20. "There's nowhere else I'd rather be than with you."
21. "Look! A magic lamp!"
22. "I just won free pizza for life."
23. "Hey, I think tonight we should try anal."
24. "Oh, you're sick? I believe you and I don't think you're being a baby about it."
25. "Definitely grow your hair and beard out as long as you want. I love when you look unkempt. It's sexy."
Source: Cosmopolitan.com