A man has admitted to ejaculating into a female colleague’s coffee several times but says he fancied her and hoped it would make her notice him.
Robert John Lind, of Blaine, Minnesota, pleaded guilty to ejaculating into his colleague’s coffee and over her desk on a number of occasions last year.
The woman said she had an ongoing issue with her coffee tasting foul before she caught Lind with his hands near his genitals and a ‘deer in the headlights’ expression near her desk.
The victim then noticed, ‘a large amount of clear liquid on top of her desk’ and said that her hair scrunched had ‘absorbed a lot of the liquid’, according to CBS Local.
‘Lind said that he likes [the victim] and is attracted to her. Lind admitted that he ejaculated on [the victim’s] desk and in her coffee on August 26, 2014,’ court documents say.
‘When asked why he did this, Lind said he thought it was a way to get [the victim] to notice him,’ the court documents state.
She said that her desk and coffee cup had a strong odour resembling urine, but different – which matched the taste she had noticed in her coffee.
Lind admitted to ejaculating into her coffee on at least two occasions and over her desk on a further six occasions over six months.
Lind pleaded guilty to ejaculating in her coffee cup today and will be sentenced on May 22nd. He faces up to a year in jail.