We’ve watched this goal on a loop for the past half an hour, and we’re still utterly baffled at how it happened.
Incredibly, he lands on his feet with the ball in close proximity, presenting him the simple task of tapping home the most outrageous goals.
Columbine striker Dylan Prichett-Ettner is our protagonist, racing onto a long punt through the middle, only to lurch into an impromptu somersault to avoid a collision with the opposition goalkeeper.
That he did, but there was another twist. Although his near-collision with the goalkeeper was deemed legal, the linesman – harshly, in our opinion – had his flag up for offside.
Watch his futile heroics above...
Still, at least Prichett-Ettner can claim he scored the greatest disallowed goal in football history…