"First of all, a nap is always 100 percent successful."
Are naps better than sex? To some, that question may be comparing apples and oranges. To comedian Louis C.K., the answer is a definitive yes.
Last night, the FX star appeared on The Tonight Show to hang with Jimmy Fallon and promote some upcoming projects. In the course of their conversation, Louis unspooled one of his signature rants, this time to insist that a brief spell of shut-eye is better than getting laid.
"It is better than sex," he said, "because, first of all, a nap is always 100% successful. There's never mixed results with a nap. Sex is good but there's like a—you never take a nap where afterwards you're like, 'Ugh, I probably shouldn't have taken that. That was a bad idea.'"
If, like us, you aren't completely persuaded by Louis' argument, then perhaps watching the video for yourself will sway you.
Maybe if Louis read up on how to have better sex, he would change his tune. Curious about it yourself? Well, you've come to the right place.