A couple of Las Vegas thieves came out of a Memorial Day with an expensive score—and a sexy one, too.
Over the course of two days, two men conducted a two-part heist to steal 30,000 condoms and another $10,000 worth of sex toys from the warehouse of Lelo, a sex toy company. Even worse: Lelo was set to give away thousands of condoms in just a couple of days.
The at-large thieves first broke into the warehouse Friday night by entering a back gate and simply walking away with two shipping boxes with 15,120 condoms in each, according to CNBC. They then returned to grab a couple 36 packs—because you really can’t ever have enough condoms, apparently.
Just a day later, two thieves rammed a rental car through the warehouse’s loading dock. They loaded into the car three large boxes of sex toys, which contained 33 prostate massages and 48 aids for kegel exercises. What was in the third box is unclear, and police aren’t entirely sure if it was the same thieves on both robberies. But they’re operating under the assumption that it was the same pair.
While asking for the public’s help in identifying the thieves, Lelo also showed a sense of humor about the whole thing. “What kind of party are these people having?” the company asked in a blog post. “We could have done the sponsorship or something. A friggin’ invite might have been nice.”