Men Are Balancing Shampoo Bottles on Their Penises...But Why?

Zachary Zane

April 28, 2020 2:51 PM

Today in we all have way too much time on our hands, a bunch of men who have clearly been doing their Kegel exercises have taken to Twitter to post pictures of themselves balancing shampoo bottles on their penises. The trend is known on social media as the #shampoochallenge or #shampoobottlechallenge .

Men Are Balancing Shampoo Bottles on Their Penises

Some of these men post pictures where they're completely naked and erect, whereas other guys post pics while they're wearing boxers. The photos are NSFW, so we'll let you explore on your own if you're curious.

Its unclear exactly how the challenge started, but it may have originated with a manga comic. One of the earliest posts about the challenge, which has received nearly a thousand likes, came from Twitter user @hurtpapi on April 23. He posted a comic strip with a man in his boxers balancing a shampoo bottle on his junk. Hurtpapi's caption reads: Can we get this challenge trending? Im tryna see sum #ShampooChallenge.

And a challenge it became.

As to why men are posting pictures of shampoo bottles ever-so-precariously placed? One can only imagine its to show off how big their dicks are in a socially acceptable manner. (But does this challenge really make it that acceptable? I mean, really?) Its advertising. Its like sending a dick pic to the entire world. Its letting all the men and women know that yes, I am packing, and you should slide into my DMs if you want this. Once this quarantine is done, we should definitely hang. Lord knows most of us have some pent up quarantine hornies that well be looking to satiate once this pandemic is through. If youre a size queen, then hop the fuck up on it.

But as for the rest of us casually scrolling through Twitter on a Tuesday morning? Well, Id say the images are a bit jarring. Overwhelming? Unnecessary? Confusing? Its a lot to see before Ive had my first cup of coffee. I wouldnt go as far as to call these dick pics eyesores. To be honest, Im fairly impressed by some of these men. Im also onto the dudes who are clearly leaning back and using their stomach to prop up the bottle. You're not fooling anyone. And sir, you should be using a full bottle of shampoo. For the love of God, I could do it with an empty bottlethats not a feat. Were looking for strength here. Stamina. Power. A true stallion.

Anyhow, happy Tuesday. Plug either of the two hashtags into Twitter if youre bored. It's like, what else are you doing in quarantine today ?

Zachary Zane