The style of sex you should be having according to your star sign

Whether you’re Gemini The Sexy Chatterbox or Virgo The Considerate Crook, we help you find out if you’re a star or a disastar in the bedroom.

Many people don’t believe it, but your horoscope, or star sign, can give you great insight into your day-to-day life, as well as your sexual prowess… or lack thereof.In this, the first of a two-part series, we help you find out if you’re a star or a disastar in the bedroom.SCORPIO: The Bedroom Freak (October 24 to November 22)This love ‘em and leave ‘em leg-humper is the horn-dog of the zodiacs. Their magnetism and sexual skills are irresistible. You will have the time of your life, but you will get stung if you’re not faithful.Are you hot for Scorpio?Everyone eventually falls for Scorpio. Be sexy and open to role-playing and adventurous sex. They are notoriously jealous, so be ready to commit. You won’t be disappointed, though.

SAGITTARIUS: The Don Juan or Juanita(November 23 to December 22)This happy-go-lucky zodiac is incredibly broad-minded about sex. They love having multiple partners and are into orgies and swinging parties. They love the exotic and are drawn to foreign accents.Are you hot for Sagittarius?Watch Eyes Wide Shut and take your cue from Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise because there will be orgies and swinging parties. And start working on your fake foreign accent.

AQUARIUS: The Toy Collector(January 20 to February 19)They are not shy about their fetishes and quirky bedroom tendencies, and are almost sure to have a box under the bed filled with every sex toy imaginable.Are you hot for Aquarius?Don’t hold back, and be willing to let your freak-flag fly wild, because Aquarius expects you to play with their box of toys. And why not – you may even enjoy it.

PISCES:  The Slippery Fish(February 20 to March 20)This water sign loves being nurtured and will reward your efforts with heavy petting that will cause seat-wetting and lots of fluid-letting. They’re emotional and relish the connectivity of sex above the act itself.Are you hot for Pisces?Be careful how you cast your net to snare this confused slippery fish. They don’t really know what they want and will swim away as quickly as you caught them.

ARIES: The Fire-starter(March 21 to April 20)Sex is a competitive sport for Aries and they start fights for make-up sex. They will take you to the moon and back during sex… even if it’s a very short trip.Are you hot for Aries?They’re ruled by their heads, so lure them into bed with earlobe nibbles and skull massages, or pick a fight with them.

TAURUS: The Sex Addict(April 21 to May 20)This aggressive bedroom aficionado is an outstanding kisser. They use all five senses and are all about the pleasure principle, including long, mind-blowing foreplay. Are you hot for Taurus?You don’t have to be hoity-toity to impress Taurus. Prepare a meal layered with textures, flavours and aromas, and you’ll be rewarded with best sex of your life.

(All star sign images via Wikimedia)


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