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I tasted french fries from 8 major fast-food chains, and the winner surprised me (MCD, QSR, SHAK)

French fries are an essential part of the fast-food experience.

Fries taste test line-up

There's no food item more perfect than hot, crispy, salty, starchy fries.

They're the perfect palate cleanser for a greasy burger meal, a low-commitment fling between bites of ground beef or fried chicken.

However, fries are as ephemeral as they are perfect. I wouldn't wish a cold, limp, soggy fry upon my worst enemy. Of all its fast-food brethren, the fry lives fastest and dies the hardest.

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That's why we've pitted fries from eight fast-food chains Arby's, Dairy Queen, Five Guys, Wendy's, Chick-fil-A, Shake Shack, McDonald's, and Burger King against each other in a taste-test battle royale.

The rules are simple: One standard order of medium fries from each restaurant. No condiments. Fries are tasted onsite at restaurants for consistency.

The judging criteria is based on a one-to-five scale in four categories:

  1. Crisp: Is the fry encased in a golden shell of poreless crisp, or is it limp and lifeless?
  2. Flavor: A fry should taste like good potato, good oil, and good salt. Fishy flavors? Cardboard? No.
  3. Mouthfeel: Smooth, gritty, chewy? Structurally sound?
  4. Salt: A top score is a perfectly salted fry. Anything over or under loses points.

May the best fry win.

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Irene Jiang / Business Insider

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Irene Jiang / Business Insider

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Irene Jiang / Business Insider

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Irene Jiang / Business Insider

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Irene Jiang / Business Insider

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However, Shake Shack is not without worthy challengers. Arby's and Burger King stand out in particular, while Five Guys definitely corners the real-potato fry market. And taste is subjective and subject to change. A hot fry is a hot fry, and that's a sentiment that can unite a fast-food nation.

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