11 things men NEVER want to hear

If the moment's right, there's literally nothing you can't tell your guy. That's the power of love. But—it gets a little bit tricky here — for some personal revelations, the timing is just never right. Like, ever.

So while they're not truly secrets, you're totally off the hook on saying them. (And come on, you wouldn't really want to hear these things either.)

Here are a dozen things you're better off keeping to yourself according to men: