9 things you should never say when addressing newlyweds

Just like an unforgettable wedding cake or a delicious signature cocktail, the perfect wedding toast has a winning formula.

The honour of saying a few words to pay tribute to your favourite couple is not to be taken too lightly, nor too seriously.

But with a dash of humour, a handful of well-placed anecdotes, and a dose of respect for your friend's lifelong commitment to her hubby, your speech will receive its fair share of laughter, tears, and applause — so long as you avoid mentioned the following 9 things: