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6 ways to cure blue balls without masturbating

Anything that helps divert blood flow should help take the pressure off those swollen testicles.

Blue balls aren’t an excuse to pressure a woman. The pain of blue balls is harmless and without side effects. If she is not ready to get laid, control your libido and talk about something else.

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Just as you use ice cubes to tease her, you can also use it to cool things down. Take a cold shower to bring things to normal.

Cold reduces swelling and therefore pressure and pain. It’s also a bit of a shock to the system, which can help get a guy out of the mood.

  • Get out of the mood

If hot sex isn’t happening now, get yourself busy with work or play a video game.

Distracting yourself is the simplest way to reduce arousal and easy way to divert blood flow from the genitals and provide some release for blue balls.

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  • Work out

There is always hope for tomorrow. Don’t worry if you missed a match today, try treadmill, pumping some iron, or few push-ups to help get blood pumping to other parts of the body and away from the penis.You need the energy to try those daring new positions.

  • Take a nap

If a person is experiencing vasocongestion, the only thing that will alleviate it is if they walk away from feeling aroused. I recommend you listen to Shatta Wale tracks and take a 30 minutes nap to clear your mind.

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  • Lift some weights

If you want it to fall into position, try lifting some heavy objects. It can help induce something called a Valsalva maneuver, which essentially flexes the same internal muscles as during a bowel movement. This can release the pressure on the testicles.

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