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The Jack Daddy Is the Daddy of All Masturbators

I'm not one to really use a masturbation stroker in my day to day life. Even though most feel better than jacking off the ol' fashion way, if I use a masturbation device, I also have to find it, and it's usually buried deep under my bed. After the deed is done, I then have to clean the stroker . While certainly not the end of the world, I don't want to have to clean anything when I'm done petting the one-eyed snake. I want to give my dick a quick rinse and be on my merry way (or just pass out in my bed).

The Jack Daddy Is the Daddy of All Masturbators

So while there are celebratory occasions that call for whipping out the Four Loko Fleshlight , Autoblow , or Lifetime Silicone Stroker , these times have typically been few and far between. However, that might now change after trying Perfect Fit's Jack Daddy.

Perfect Fit's CEO and inventor Steve Callow developed the toy with gay porn megastar Rocco Steele. It's actually part of a line of Perfect Fit sex toys simply called "ROCCO." The Jack Daddy says "Rocco" on the side of the device, which I guess is good branding? Honestly, I think it's a little bizarre to have someone's name on the stroker itself. I'm imaging if the Fleshlight had "BRENDA" written across it. At least Brenda sounds like she's sweet and from accounting, whereas Rocco sounds like someone who would beat you up at Pat's game for accidentally spilling beer.

Branding questions aside, the Jack Daddy looks like a silicone, semi-transparent mugonly it has no bottom, in order for your penis to slide all the way through. The grip is surprisingly useful. It adds an element of control over the device. You can grip it more firmly, applying more pressure if you so choose. If you're getting too close to finishing, and you want the good times to continue, you can also release your grip, but the device won't fall over, which is an issue I've had with other masturbators.

The patented SilaSkin feels great against your junk, which isn't too big of a surprise. Most masturbation sleeves have figured out which (silicone) texture feels pleasurable when rubbed against the base, shaft, and tip of a penis. The Jack Daddy has these bumps inside, though. While you wouldn't think they'd feel good when rubbed against yourself, they do, in large part because they are squishy. (If they were firm, that could potentially hurt.)

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Since the Jack Daddy is open at the end, you don't actually have to ejaculate inside of it, leading to a much easier cleanup. In fact, all I did for cleanup was rinse it with some warm soap and water. I had put water-based, toy-friendly lube inside the device (and on my penis) and wanted to wash that out. It took all of 30 seconds to clean.

There's no question that the Jack Daddy does what it's supposed to do. It feels good. It's easy to clean. It's not huge or scary looking, so if you left it out and someone saw, it wouldn't be that embarrassing. It's a masturbator that in theory, you could use daily with little upkeep. That's why the Jack Daddy is the daddy of all masturbators.

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