​This man was caught cheating in the most excruciating way

Twitter user Ashe Dryden was sitting in a café or restaurant of sorts, minding her own business, when the couple next to her started to have a rather serious conversation.

By "serious," we mean that the girlfriend had found out the man was engaged in another long-term relationship with a woman other than her. That is, he was cheating on her big-time, and she was understandably pissed. (Are you secretly cheating, too? Find out here.) The entire thread is too long to collate, but here are the choice highlights.

Meanwhile, the man clearly had no idea what to do, having been caught completely off-guard that he'd been found out.

And, obviously, he just wanted to get the hell out of there. No dice, man.

Finally, she got to a point where she was just ready to say goodbye. On to bigger and better things, as they say.

But it's safe to say that this situation isn't over yet for this guy.

This is why you don't cheat. Instead, considering following these tips for building a better, happier relationship.