Tesla Sells a 'Bulletproof' T-Shirt 'Guaranteed to Make You Buff'

Since failing in spectacular fashion to demonstrate the effectiveness of the Tesla Cybertrucks so-called bulletproof glass during a November 2019 press event, CEO Elon Musk has proven at least one thing: He can still manufacture a decent self-deprecating joke. On Tuesday, Musk tweeted out a photo of a model wearing a black cotton t-shirt with the now-familiar image of the shattered window emblazoned in the middle of it. The caption: T-shirt is bulletproof and makes you buff.

T-shirt is bulletproof & makes u buff! https://t.co/wO0oAakclu pic.twitter.com/8k1WvVO1sm Elon Musk (@elonmusk)

While Musks tweet alone wouldve made for a solid visual gag, Muskalways sellingincluded a link to the Tesla store where, of course, you can now purchase the 45-frickin-dollar black tee for yourself. Designed for exceptional comfort and inspired by the Cybertruck unveil event, the description reads, the Cybertruck Bulletproof Tee is made from 100% cotton and features our signature Cybertruck icon on the back. (The shirt, it turns out, is just one of a surprisingly vast array of items available in the auto companys store, which also sells hoodies, hats, sweatshirts, and yes, baby onesies.)

As for that t-shirt, unfortunately Musk and his engineers will also need to go back to the drawing board with this design, too, if they actually expect it to stop a lead projectile or erase your winter weight. Until then, if you have $45 you dont know what to do withand a willingness to wildly adjust your expectationsyou can for yourself. The jacked biceps and six-pack abs , were afraid, still come separately.