Different women like different things when it comes to sexual pleasure and dick size.

The girth, length and bend matter to many women. But a majority of us can agree that anything above 10 inches is a monster dick or horse dick as some call it and not to burst anyone's bubble but most of us ladies would rather deal with a sweet banana sized mjulus than a monster dick. Funny enough (funny sarcastic not funny haha) guys with monster dicks think that's enough to send a woman into a trance so they do the bare minimum. On the other hand, those with tiny dicks do realize very well that they need to compensate for their size and end up doing the most.

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A guy might have a teeny-weeny penis but his tongue game is off the chains or maybe he gives you an amazing finger job which compensates for the tiny dick which probably makes you feel, well, not so much!...the kind you ask "imeingia?". But you know what? Given between a monster dick and an average sized one, a majority of us will go for the latter and here's why.

1. First of all, a horse dick is painful.

Who wants to put something the size of a Coca-Cola bottle up their vagina?

2. You will probably end up super sore and even with a crack down there.

Heck, you may even bleed after sex.

3. You'll need tones of lube as you'll get super dry super fast.

4. The styles are limiting.

Doggy style with a monster dick? Do you even love yourself? Heck you can't even get on top when dealing with a penis the size of a baby's arm.

5. A blow job is exactly that, a JOB!

Where do you even start? It's like chocking on a big potato as my colleague puts it. Oh dear and the gagging! You will probably finish any ounce of saliva left in your system. With a medium sized cock you can deep throat easily and pleasure your man. But if you try that with a horse dick, you risk vomiting the last thing you had for lunch.

6. Just forget about ever trying anal sex. Cause how now?

If it can barely enter there, how will it enter there?

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7. If you're buying condoms, my sister, you will have to splurge a few extra coins to buy super sized condoms.

8. Honestly, mega dicks are not cute to look at.

Lol full of veins out there looking like a deformed extra leg. Ew...

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